Freelance Journalist
Writing news is so dry, like the feeling in your mouth after a night on the grog. So I started to think what other style of writing I could do, because I had to write. I started to read Sedaris, he writes funny essays, and I realised I was like him. Well not gay like […]
Once you acknowledge your beauty, that’s when it all turns to shit. Because: beauty implies perfection. Why do you think beautiful people have plastic surgery? Because: beauty implies perfection. That’s the last time I’m gonna tell you that. If you have a beautiful face but misshapen, deformed toes then your not really beautiful. The same […]